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Difference between Marathi and English medium school.

St Anthony's school picnic at Zoo
'Hey dude look at that monkey ...so cute ...he is sleeping, don't disturb him.

Marathi School Picnic at Zoo
'Pakya, tuza baap zoplay bagh' dagad maaru ka tyala 
Jethalal- aare daya raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega,
Daya- tapu ke papa Aap tension mat lijiye Maine battery nikal di he.
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Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G.
Ans: It's Anil kapoor.! aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.
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Mayawati came 2 lalu's housewith an elephant,
Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho?
Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.
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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye "Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai"
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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department He Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi
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Girl:Nice mobile, Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE &ME.
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Teacher: can you defined who is leacturer?
Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habbit of Speaking when someone sleeping.
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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi...
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Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya hai?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti h.   Enjoyyyyyy........