jokes Lady teacher to pappu

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Lady teacher to pappu
.
¤Woh kya hai jo cow k pas 4
aurmere pas 2 hai ??
.
Pappu:"madam leg
.
Mam:"woh kya hai jo tumhare
pant
me hai aur mere paticoat me
nahi..
.
Pappu:"pocket
.
Mam:"woh kya hai jo din me lene
k
bajay raat ko bistar par lete hai
.
pappu:"neend
.
Mam:"woh kya hai jo ladki 1st
time
karwane par chillati hai
.
pappu:"kan me chhed
.
Mam:"wo kya jab aadha janepar
dard hota hai pura jane par accha
lagta hai
.
pappu:"Hatho me kangan
.
MAM:"Wo kya hai jiske paas ho to
haath mein pakad ke hilata hai
aur
jiske paas na ho to ungli daal ke
hilata hai
.
Pappu:"tooth brush
.
Aap bhi pappu ki tarah apni niyat
saaf rakkhe...